The Number Five

No memory.

I vaguely remember hearing my fire alarm making the dead battery beep last night.  I woke up  this morning to find  a chair in the hall, the alarm ripped down, and the 9-volt battery thrown across the room.

Thank you Ambien.

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01 2010

by Em
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1. stephanie #

   01.09.2010 01:38

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   I woke up cuddling the pants I had taken off before I went to bed. I do not have Ambien to blame.

   Love your story!
2. kate #

   01.10.2010 01:09

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   yep. laughed out loud.
3. Doug #

   01.10.2010 06:24

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   I just read the top line and had to continue reading. This is scary. Please discontinue use of Ambien. AH!
4. Ashley #

   01.11.2010 14:05

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   Dude. Watch yourself. That creeped me out.