Zotz.
Last night I headed north and met Miss Reale for an evening of talking, laughing, and judging in O-Town. Never one to shy from talking to strangers, Sarah asked some dude for a dessert place recommendation. On his word, we headed down the road to joint called Burch Creek Mercantile.
As soon as we pulled up, we know this place was a win. The shop is completely old-school with soda jerks and ice cream, plus a candy store of really cool candy’s. After enjoying a couple scoops, Sarah decided to make a few purchases. What I didn’t know was that she bought us both Zotz.

I remember buying Zotz in the summer’s at the candy store near my grandmas house…but I can honestly say I haven’t had one in 20 years. What I had forgotten was how freaking painful it was to eat them. Within seconds my entire mouth was gripped in a strange series of near paralyzing configurations, while the sour-fizz did it’s trick. I felt ridiculous, and couldn’t think or talk for at least five minutes after. It was kind of awesome, and we both laughed hard at our ridiculousness. I instantly felt 10 again.
I ate another one today.
Don’t eat Zotz and drive!
I have NEVER heard of Zotz before… is this weird?